The Second Half

Oh yes - here is my favorite George Carlin rule for 2007.

New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear "27 months." "He's two" will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.

I only write about this because I am surrounded by elitist moms even in my liberal, crunchy town of Flagstaff. You can find them at local playgrounds, and its usually the short-haired moms with a sporty sweatsuit that doesn't cover up as much as it should - and she is just DYING to talk about her little Jimmy.

I'm off to Phoenix for a company dinner - until tomorrow my Bloggians...