Thursday, August 9, 2007

Remember when...

I threw down that stupid diatribe a couple of days back about selling the house, and working for charity? Well f*ck that. As my rich-ass friend Aidan once said sarcastically as he left a casino when we called him a pus*y for not doubling down on a 10 with a 6 showing "I got mouths to feed".

I also like my house. I like it so much I'd get a second job to stay there if I ever had to. It's 100 YARDS to one of the best singletrack networks in the state - hell - the southwest. It's 1 mile from Lyza's school, and its 1.5 miles to the front door of Dana's job. I'm a rambling liberal idiot sometimes....

So on that note, I love my new (used) Bimmer. It f'n flies, has a rockin' stereo, and it has a glossy silver plated license plate ring around a fat-ass BLING BMW logo in place of the front license plate. Watch me comin' in your rearview - that's right - motherf*cker.

I'm as confused as they come.....I can't wait to beat the shit out of a few dudes on the racquetball court tonight. 1:40 'till gametime, and then a couple of Corona's to wash down the day. YEAH baby.

2 comments:

  1. I am glad you snapped out of it. I was getting worried. You sound as indecisive as me most of the time or some of the time... I dont know where I am going with this.

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  2. Seriously, brah-- I was afraid you'd soon be canvassing door to door for Greenpeace!
    Whew. You gots mouths to feed, and in this crap real estate market selling your house now would be worth SQUAT! SQUAT!

    Love, Johnny Utah

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