-Spend less than $86 at Starbucks
-Get Lyza on a board and into guitar lessons
-Patent my 'garage gym' training program, self-publish a book, and sell 100 copies
-Get a newer car before August when mine turns 300K - one that screams "mid life crisis"
-Evolve this blog into an actual website
-End up on a beach in Mexico for at least a long weekend
-Podium once, or twice - age group doesn't count
-Buy something on E-bay, use it for six months, and sell it for a profit
-Wear bib straps over a white T-shirt at a state series race
-See either Sara Bareilles, The White Stripes, or Night Ranger live
So you're only going to Starbuck's once per quarter next year?
ReplyDeleteI want a first edition of... The Bozzelmanz Guide to beating your meat and other random excersizes you can do in your garage instead of going the gym assuming you have a garage and meat to beat and the need to excersize at home Volume 1
ReplyDeleteDude, that Night Ranger comment was the perfect exclamation point -- it knocked me on my ass.
ReplyDeleteWith the hard-hitting rock and power ballads that Night Ranger provided listners in the 80s, they possessed the ability knock anyone on their ass.
ReplyDeleteI used to have hair like Jack Blades - in the front....never could really get that mullet past my collar in the back.
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