Pious Round #2

Driving back from Phoenix last week, I saw a Toyota Pious with no less than 15 bumper stickers all alluding to the driver being a "Socially aware vegan cutting down on carbon emissions and you should be too, but you can't because you're not elite enough to be aware". I wanted to put my left front quarter panel into her right rear quarter panel and spin the bitch into the ditch.

The deep, dark side of me wishes that while every Toyota Pious owner sleeps tonight, his/her Pious will suddenly accelerate itself over the nearest 50 foot dropoff. Thus ending round 1 of the "I'm socially, economically, and morally elite" social segment that was hatched by Toyota's marketing team.

Then, I want to buy an F-350 Super Duty, and run over every one of 'em Monster Truck Style. Then, I want to sell the batteries to small-time inventors who can come up with something a hell of a lot better than the way overrated Pious.

I think I need to go for a bike ride.