The school cancelled school today and it's a total freakin' joke since we got maybe 4-6 inches of snow max. So, today deserves a joke:
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven. I asked them:
'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?''NO!' the children answered.
'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?' Again, the answer was 'NO!'
By now I was starting to smile.
'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?' Again, they all answered 'NO!'.
I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?" A six year-old boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD!"
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